Thursday, April 14, 2011

My girlfriend is an illegal from Brazil. She dances at a topless club and has a fake Green Card. Shall we?

My girlfriend is an illegal from Brazil. She dances at a topless club and has a fake Green Card. Shall we?
deport her? The club, located in Key West, withholds 10% of the girl's earnings and sends it to the IRS as they do for all waitresses. Her Green Card is a fake with a fake Social Security number. She makes outrageous money there, sometimes $1000.00 per night In the past year she has paid almost $17,000.00 in taxes. Should we deport her or use the money to pay down the National Debt?
Politics - 17 Answers
Random Answers, Critics, Comments, Opinions :
1 :
Yes. She broke the law in getting here, she is also committing fraud.
2 :
Deport her. We all know Obama doesnt care about the national debt
3 :
I'll bet...
4 :
It all depends on the size of her boobs.
5 :
She could be a disease carrier.
6 :
Personally, i favor amnesty for illegals. But with $100s of thousands of dollars of socialism per person here in the United States we cant afford it. If we get rid of the unconstitutional socialism, we can afford to have freedom the way our country was intended.
7 :
can a brotha get a table dance?
8 :
Well given that this story is a complete fake I'd say do as you please. On the other hand I will doubt immigrations officials will deport her after she gives them a good blow and a lap dance. It always pay to be good looking. :)
9 :
She should be deported. She is breaking the law.
10 :
Well, let's see. I guess she deserves a waiver and a real green card. I'm thinking that in Key West there isn't another person willing to toss 'em. Give me a break - put her on the next plane and charge her for the ticket.
11 :
what a lie yea ill bet she pays taxes on her tips numb nuts
12 :
How does she file for taxes with a fake SSN#
13 :
Deport her. There's plenty of girls here legally who can replace her.
14 :
Dude she sounds freaking hot. Can i get a lap dance or what?!?
15 :
Since you picked the gayest island in America as the site for your story.I tend to doubt the truth of it Btw Strippers are independent contractors.
16 :
an illegal what? I hate that Justin Bieber guy.
17 :
I'm Brazilian and I must to say denounce her to immigration. She don't need to live in any other country to get money. Brazil has enough. I Invite all to visit my Youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/AllAboutBrazil